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hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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marijuana-mondays:

fuckyeahbradtollman:

Brutal

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insanitybreach:

I want a video game based around this.

The whole game is just about rescuing Princess, but not a single one fits the “Princess” stereotype.

Kobold Princess, Troll princess, Dragon (who is guarded by an evil Princess of course), Undead Princess, etc.

This whole thing is glorious.

And that one line.

"I’m getting too chivalrous for this shit."

Fucking. Love it, dude.

The skeletons patting the knight is the best part.

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