noxastula:

Welcome to Freddie’s Mike! We’re so happy to have you here…

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monstart:


"I’m not drunk enough for this."

They’re great kids, I swear…

monstart:

"I’m not drunk enough for this."

They’re great kids, I swear…

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fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

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90s-tunes:

The Way ;; Fastball

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hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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marijuana-mondays:

fuckyeahbradtollman:

Brutal

me

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